Donald Trump, Rupert Murdoch, the Dalai Lama: living proof that no one is too big for retirement

"His holiness often teases people he meets in an innocent and playful way," announces an apology from the office of the Dalai Lama, sounding for all the world like one of those statements issued in the first wave of #MeToo, as various older men made pained and absurd reference to "unwanted hugs" (Pixar's John Lasseter) or a belief that they had been "pursuing shared feelings" (talkshow host Charlie Rose). Students of these mea-not-really-culpas were left with the impression that the victims' misunderstanding was the real tragedy here, unless you counted the very belated losses of various glittering careers, which were…